I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant
remember the time Neville fell out a window?
magic kids be cray cray
Harry probably woulda just sunk into the ground like it was downy motherfucking soft
Me during finals week: "It's beginning to look a lot like FUCK THIS."
I slept at 10:30pm last night and it was beautiful.
my grandfather shared my profile picture on facebook and now a bunch of semi-distant relatives want to add me of facebook.