citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor
the relief that snuggling up close to a lover brings after a long week is absolutely incredible.
Today was a very nice day.
Lady Gaga vs Pokémon - Applause
I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE HOW WELL THIS WORKS, I AM COMPLETELY BLOWN AWAY
Okay, Lady Gaga’s existing finally makes sense to me.
She’s clearly an escapee from the Pokeverse.
W O W i unironically love this